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Hot Weather It was so hot this week that I was sweating like a Chinese toy salesman. It was so hot this summer that I didn't even want to go to (Fill-in favorite beach location) beach for my vacation. I know that it was a hot summer, but when the January cold comes, you will be wishing for it. Hypocrite MSNBC posted a video this week of Dick Cheney being interviewed in 1994. The future VP was asked about the fact that we didn't overthrow Saddam Hussein during the first Gulf War. He said it was the right move not to march into Baghdad because we would've been alone in our occupation of Iraq and it would break apart their country. Sometimes I wonder why people change their mind? Rights A Wisconsin woman accused of disturbing neighbors by yelling witch chants around a bonfire which she had built 10 feet from her home was arrested. Forty-two-year-old Brenna K. Barney told police they were infringing on her religious beliefs. I think that if my child can't say a prayer in school, she shouldn't be able to be a witch. Motherhood Star magazine is reporting that Britney Spears tried to whiten her young son Scan Preston's teeth using Crest Whitestrips, but he kept crying. Finally, the singer threw the strips away and became upset with her son. I guess Mrs. Spears will not be getting the "Mother of the Year" award again this year. Wrong In Wisconsin this week, a 41-year-old man who allegedly broke into the home of a 61-year-old Catholic nun then forced her to drive him around in her car for nearly an hour in search of money. He was arrested several hours later. This guy should go to prison for a long time and get his knuckles cracked with a ruler. Sufficient Michael Vick's lawyers are reportedly trying to work out a plea deal under which the Atlanta Falcons' quarterback would spend less than a year in prison for his part in a dog fighting ring. I think one year is sufficient - if that is in dog years. Strange A Pennsylvania woman says she was preparing fried eggplant for dinner Sunday evening and noticed that the seeds in one slice seemed to spell out the word "GOD." Felicia Teske says that she recently had family members pass away, and it is comforting that a "GOD" sign appeared. Teske and her husband are now considering selling the eggplant on eBay. I bet some Christians would pay a lot of money for it- when they should using that money to tithe. From Washington state comes news that after beheading a rattlesnake that slithered onto his property, a 53-year-old man reached down to pick up the head, which then bit his finger. He said that he had to shake his hand real hard to get it loose. A still-biting beheaded snake. I am going to have to check, but isn't that somewhere in Revelation? Luck What seemed like bad luck turned out to be good luck for a Central Florida man. Scott Whittle was hit by lighting and went to the hospital to make sure he didn't suffer any permanent damage. While getting tests done he learned he had a large mass that may be a brain tumor. Wow, when God himself tells you to get a checkup, it's time to get a checkup.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 913 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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