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Friday, 22 June 2007
Mining Collapse In Utah
There's always a chance.  You have to hang on to that chance. But realistically it is small, quite small.
J. Davitt McAteer (former head of the Mine Health and safety Administration)

Former Ney Aide Faces Sentencing

I remained silent about much that occurred during my tenure with Congressman Ney because I was too fearful of the consequences if I spoke up.
William Heaton

106-Year-Old Reflects On Life
The will to survive is what's most important.
Frank Woodruff Buckles (World War I veteran)

Pastor Apologizes For Alcohol Arrest
I'm a real person and I make real mistakes.
Eric Swayngim (pastor - Second Chance Church)

Karl Rove Leaving Bush Administration
There's always something that can keep you here, and as much as I'd like to be here, I've got to do this for the sake of my family.
Karl Rove

Gunman Attacks Missouri Church
This is a terrible tragedy which was made worse by the fact that it happened in a peaceful place of faith and worship.
Gov. Matt Blunt (Missouri)

Lutheran Assembly Asks Bishops To Keep Gay Clergy

This is huge.
Phil Soucy (Lutherans Concerned)



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