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Bible According to a new poll, one in four adults reads no books at all in the past year. The Bible is a book, so one in four is truly missing out. Embarrassed The Texas rangers became the first team in 110 years to score 30 runs in a game, setting an American League record this week in a 30-3 rout of the Baltimore Orioles. I have been embarrassed before but never that bad. Right Barnes & Noble won't be selling OJ Simpson's "If I Did It" book, citing a perceived lack of customer interest. I know that we won't be buying that book besides we know how it ends. Exercise According to a survey about sixty percent of Americans say they don't exercise at all. I disagree; sixty percent of my male friends hold down a couch on Sunday. Free The Publix supermarket chain will make seven common prescription antibiotics available for free, joining other major retailers in trying to lure customers to their stores with cheap medications. The Publix supermarket chain can offer these cheap medications only because they get them from Wal-Mart. Warning Donald Trump is offering to hire Britney Spears and to resurrect her career. Mr. Trump tells "New York Post" that Spears is a mess and that he's negotiating with her to appear on "Celebrity Apprentice." If she goes on to that show, she could get in a mess worst than Donald's hairpiece. Tough NFL star Michael Vick agreed Monday to accept full responsibility for his role in a dogfighting ring and plead guilty to federal conspiracy charges. He faces a maximum term of five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. I guess you can say he is going into the doghouse. Suing A 58-year-old West Virginia man is suing McDonalds over a Band-Aid he says was in a biscuit he purchased at the fast food chain. Arden Carte says he began eating the biscuit and felt something foreign in his mouth. His mouth went numb and his tongue started to swell. He spit the biscuit into a wrapper and found a Band-Aid. I wonder if McDonald's biscuits are made in China. Punish Action star Steven Seagal says he believes false allegations by FBI agents ruined his career. He made the comments in a story by "LA Times" about an investigation begun five years ago by FBI into accusations he intimidated a reporter. The Times adds that Seagal is demanding an apology from the bureau. If you really want to punish the bureau have them sit through one of your movies. Prayer A Buena Park, California, Pastor Wiley S. Drake has asked his followers to pray for the death of two of his critics. Pastor Drake called his flock to pray for the deaths of two leaders of "Americans United for Separation of Church and State." Now that is what I call loving your enemies. Marriage Corey Bell met Ashley Henderson when the Chicago Transit Authority train they were both riding derailed. This week Mr. Bell popped the question at the same train stop where he had asked Ms. Henderson for her phone number four years ago when they met after the train derailed. Let's wish these two crazy kids all the best and hope their marriage never derails. You must ask God to forgive me for that one.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 208 | Print | E-mail
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