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Friday, 22 June 2007

 Iraqian War
Everyone knows that the Americans cannot bring this country out of difficulty all alone.
Bernard Kouchner (French Foreign Minister)

The question now before us comes down to this: Will today's generation of Americans resist the deceptive allure of retreat and do in the Middle East what veterans in this room did in Asia?
President Bush

Flooding in Winona, Minn.
I cannot describe the terror of it all.  I'm just glad to be alive.
Sean Wehlage (survivor)

Defense Attorney Speaks for Michael Vick
Michael is a father, he's a son, he's a human being; people oftentimes forget that.
James D. Williams Jr. (defense attorney)

NBA Referee Fights Gambling
It's not about the money, so much as the action.  It makes you feel like a big shot by being in the action..The need for action drives you.
Arnie Wexler (recovering compulsive gambler)

Search for Utah Miners Discontinued
I've witnessed these families and they're strong people.  These are very hardy people, and tragedy is not new to the mining industry.  These families know what can happen in these mines.  I don't know that it makes it any easier.
Attorney Sonny J. Olsen (spokesman for the families of miners)
 


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