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NFL Suspends Vick Indefinitely Vick's conduct was not only illegal but also cruel and reprehensible. Roger Goodell (NFL commissioner) Vick Asks for Forgiveness I've got a lot of down time, a lot of time to think about my actions and what I've done. I will redeem myself. I have to. Michael Vick New Orleans Musicians March The local music economy has forced local musicians to live in survival mode, a little something is better than nothing. That's how you live when your back's against the wall. Deacon John Moore (president of the New Orleans musicians union) Still Anger after Katrina People are angry and they want to send a message to politicians that they want them to do more and do it faster. Nobody's going to be partying. Rev. Marshall Truehill (a Baptist pastor) Poverty Rates Decline in US When we keep taxes low, spending in check, and our economy open - conditions that empower businesses to create new jobs - all Americans benefit. President Bush Toy Recalls Force China to Improve We can't have ever-decreasing prices without something eventually being squeezed. Chris Byrne (toy industry consultant) CBS Sending Katie Couric to Iraq You can't help but get a very detached perspective when you're not there and you're not witnessing things firsthand. Katie Couric
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Lectionary Passages for December 7th 2008
[Year B]
Second Sunday in Advent
Isaiah 40:1-11
Psalm 85:1-2, 8-13
Mark 1:1-8
2 Peter 3:8-15
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