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Illustrations Anecdotes Confront A Rude Parrot | A Rude Parrot |
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On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whiskey you stupid cow." The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whiskey for the parrot and forgets all about the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and squawks, "And get me another whiskey you airhead." Quite upset, the poor girl comes back shaking with another whiskey but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee. Go and get it now you stupid idiot." Next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. As they plunge downwards, the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've sure got an attitude."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 385 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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