LaughingStock November Issue Available Now
Thanksgiving, Veteran's Day, Election, and Shopping Illustrations, Anecdotes, and One-Liners
Click Here...
| How To Humor Ebooks from FunnySermons.com Click Here $1.99 each |
These five Ebooks will show you how to use humor effectively in the pulpit. Use humor today. Click Here all for $6.49 |
Illustrations Anecdotes Message Yeast In The Dough | Yeast In The Dough |
|
|
|
| Wednesday, 06 September 2006 | ||||
|
A man whose wife was
sick decided that he would do the cooking. He did quite well at it until one day he became very ambitious. He thought he would bake some bread. As often happens the first time around, he misread the recipe and he put two pounds of yeast in the dough. After faithfully following all the other instructions, he put the dough near the heat and waited. Some time later his wife called down from her upstairs bedroom: "Have you put the dough in the oven yet, dear?" Frantically, he replied, "Put it in the oven? I can't even keep it in the kitchen!" That's the New Testament: the Bread of Life, the Word of God, the Name of Jesus, you "can't even keep it in the kitchen." You can't even keep it in the Church. It just expands into the world.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 500 | Print | E-mail
Only registered users can write comments. |
||||
| < Prev |
|---|
Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
Copyright 1992 by the Consultation on Common Texts (CCT). Nashville: Abingdon Press.
Copyright © 2005 - 2008 FunnySermons.com - Humorous Sermon Illustrations and Funny Christian Anecdotes.
Designed by JoomlArt.com
Joomla! is Free Software released under the GNU/GPL License.
