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A Sunday school teacher was
telling the creation story to youngsters in her class. "God fashioned the heavens and the earth, and He created man in His own image," she said. "The man's name was Adam, and God put him in the Garden of Eden. But he seemed to be lonely, so God decided to give Adam a wife. When Adam went to sleep, God took out a rib from his side and made it into a woman named Eve." After class, one of the little students had run hard all the way home and, as a result, felt a pain in his side. He quickly went to his mother and said, "Gosh, mom, I think I'm going to have a wife."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 423 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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