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At the beginning of the school
year, the following conversation took place between a mother and daughter ... Mother (from outside daughter's bedroom door): "Rise and shine. Don't be late for your first day back in school." Daughter (from her bedroom): "I don't want to go! I've got a stomach ache! My head hurts and I think I have a fever!" Mother: "Come on, now. I know you're not really sick. And besides, your students will be expecting you."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 525 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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