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Friday, 22 June 2007
Bob Ney's Former Chief of Staff Gets Probation
I know the difference between right and wrong and what I did was wrong.
Neil Volz

Federer Claims U.S. Open - Djokovic Comes in Second
You could sing a song about it.  Or write a novel.  My next book is going to be called "Seven Set Points." 
Novak Djokovic

Al-Maliki Talks about What Iraqis' Need
The key to reconstruction, economic development and improving peoples' standard of living is security.
Minister Nouri al-Maliki

Sept. 11 Anniversary
I want to acknowledge those lost post-9/11 as a result of answering the call.
Reggie Cervantes-Miller (volunteer ambulance worker)

Bid Laden Speaks in Videotape
It remains for us to do our part.  So I tell every young man among the youth of Islam.  It is your duty to join the caravan (of martyrs) until the sufficiency is complete and the march to aid the High and Omnipotent continues.
Bin Laden

Polls Shows Americans that TV Getting Worse
I'm not entertained by watching people eat spiders.
Jeanie Peterson (New Orleans)

Hash Words for Britney

Did she look better than 99 percent of women?  Yes. But compared to her earlier form, she probably didn't look as good.
Janice Min (editor of the celebrity magazine US Weekly
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