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father's patience was being
Asorely tested by his teen-age daughter's interminable telephone conversations. He followed a friend's advice and installed a wall telephone with a short cord so that the teen-ager would have to stand up while talking. Later, the friend asked if the plan had succeeded. "It didn't work at all," the father replied, "her feet are as strong as her tongue." Quote this article on your site | Views: 901 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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