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There were three student devils in hell who were about to accompany their teacher to earth for some on-the-job experience as devil interns. Their internship supervisor asked them what techniques they planned to use to get people to sin. The first little devil said, "I think I'll use the classical approach. I'll tell people, 'There's no God, so sin up a storm and enjoy life.' " The second little devil said, "I think I'll use a more subtle approach. I'll tell people, 'There's no hell, so sin up a storm and enjoy life.' " The third little devil said, "I think I'll use a less intellectual approach. I'll tell people, 'There's no hurry, so sin up a storm and enjoy life.' " To which little devil have you listened lately? What are you putting off in your life?  Quote this article on your site | Views: 583 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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