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Hypocrisy Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad asked permission to lay a wreath at the World Trade Center site when he comes to New York City next week, but the request has been denied because of ongoing construction. Does he really think that that will improve the nations relationship? If he did do that, he will learn real quick about New York attitude in a New York minute. Incompetent A psychologist who has studied incompetent people says they are the least likely to realize how useless they are. Nobody is useless to God. They may be incompetent, but at least they're happy... probably unlike the psychologist who did the study. Comedy Comedian Jon Reep became the "Last Comic Standing" Wednesday night after winning the summer-long comedy competition on NBC. That "You Might Be A Redneck If..." You come from Hickory really opened things for country bumpkins. I think I could win the competition by using the phrase "You Might Be A Christian If..." Publicity OJ Simpson was released form jail Wednesday after posting $125,000 bail in connection with the armed robbery of sports memorabilia collectors at a Las Vegas hotel. I think OJ will do about anything to promote his book. He could get life in prison for all this. We live in a strange world. You kill two people, you get nothing. But you steal your own football jersey - you get life. I think this time OJ has been juiced. Teasing The NFL was not pleased after seeing videotape of Terrell Owens pretending to make a videotape during his touchdown celebration on Sunday. Owens said he was fined "a good chunk of money" for a celebration that included him using the goal post and football to poke fun at the New England Patriots. While I usually disagree with TO's actions, this particular performance was funny. I say we put another five bucks each in the offering plate to help cover the fine. Punishment This week, Sen. John Kerry was heckled while giving a speech; the heckler had to be subdued with a Taser gun. The heckler was upset that he was tasered, but he said that it was better than sitting through an entire Kerry speech. The way things have been going for the Democrats in Florida, I'm surprised that Senator Kerry wasn't the one tasered. Lawsuit Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers sued God last week. He did so to prove a point. After becoming angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers say he's trying to show that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody. Good luck collecting on this lawsuit. I bet God is being represented by the late Johnnie Cochran. Time According to a new study released yesterday, US drivers waste nearly an entire workweek each year sitting in traffic on the way to and from jobs. Now I know why cell phones are so popular. Money A British radio program aired recently which attempted to describe just how much a trillion is. Besides being a one followed by twelve zeros, a trillion seconds would equal 32,000 years. Our national debt is nine trillion dollars, which means that our economy is a fast approaching train wreck. Soon our offering plate will only accept Canadian dollars.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 230 | Print | E-mail
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