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Friday, 22 June 2007
Alan Greenspan Bashes in New Book
The Republicans in Congress lost their way.  They swapped principle for power.  They ended up with neither.  They deserved to lose.
Alan Greenspan

Madonna Spreads Word on Judaism

You don't know how popular the Book of Splendor is among Hollywood actors.  Everyone I meet talks to me only about that.  I am an ambassador for Judaism.
Madonna

Clinton Failure in Health Care Past

If you don't learn from your mistakes, you stop growing.
Hillary Rodham Clinton

Health of Our Children
There are 8.8 million obese children in the United States today, and this could lead some of them to develop heart disease before reaching age 30.
Bobbi Taylor (division director for the American Heart Association)

OJ Robbery Case
You can't rob something that is yours.
Defense Attorney Yale Galanter

OJ Simpson in Las Vegas Robbery

He's believed for years, decades, that he's entitled to do anything he wants, and the legal system and society has basically agreed with him.  This time, hopefully, he'll get what he deserves.  He'll get jail time.
Ron Goldman

Michael Mukasey Named Attorney General Nominee
Is he going to be the president's guy?...Or, is he going to stand up and defend the Constitution and be the people's lawyer as well?
Sen. Joseph Biden, D-Del.


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