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Hot Summer It was so hot this summer, my dream home is now located in Alaska. It was so hot this summer I no longer want to hum the song "Heat Wave." It was so hot this summer that I bought stock in sun block. Expensive Defense Secretary Robert Gates wants Congress to approve nearly $190 billion for the wars in Iran and Afghanistan for 2008. I get upset over this every time I speed across a bridge. Approval Congress now has the lowest approval rating of any Congress in the history of the United States. It is at 11 percent. I bet I can find more than 11 percent who approved of Iranian President Ahmadinejad's speech. New TV programming premiered this week. I liked the new comedian. I can't pronounce his name, but I am told he is the President of Iran. Speed A British rental car worker was clocked at 172 miles-per-hour in his company's Porsche 911 Turbo and was sent to jail for 10 weeks. I just wonder: how did they catch him? Charges According to court papers filed this week, the prosecutor who brought charges against Senator Larry Craig in an airport sex sting says he told Idaho senator that he should hire an attorney. I bet Senator Craig wished that he did, but I believe that he is very happy that the incident didn't happen in Iran. Mistake A British man who was told he had one year to live found out at the end of that year he wasn't dying after he blew his live savings on hotels, gourmet food, and high living. This will turn out to be the most elaborate episode of "Punk'd" ever. Naming Chicago Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields of Michigan City, Indiana, have named their newborn son Wrigley Fields this week. That is a good way to give a kid an inferiority complex. Death Legendary mime Marcel Marceau has died. He was 84 years-old. His wife was reported saying, "I thought he would never shut up." Optimistic According to a new survey, couples, in which both partners work, argue more than couples with only one breadwinner. Looking on the bright-side, they can at least afford to break more stuff. Luck A judge has ruled that Fred Goldman can have the Rolex watch OJ Simpson has been photographed wearing during his recent troubles in Las Vegas. With Fred's luck, the Rolex will turn out to be a fake. So once again Fred has been juiced. Opinion Sherri Shepherd, the newest co-host of ABC's "The View" said this week that she doesn't know whether the world was flat or round. And I am supposed to respect her opinion on that show. Strange Japanese sports world had a problem this week as a woman jumped into a sumo ring - a sacred arena from which females are banned in Tokyo - during a tournament, only to be taken down by a referee and a wrestler. In the Japanese sumo world, does she have to commit a ritual hari-kari?  Quote this article on your site | Views: 209 | Print | E-mail
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