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Friday, 22 June 2007
Importer T-A Creations Was Warned about Lead in Lunch Boxes
It is outrageous for a company that has long known about this problem to be so cavalier about exposing children to lead.
Michael Green (Center for Environmental Health)

Earth-Warming Greenhouse Gases
We know that a voluntary approach to global warming is about as effective as a voluntary speed limit sign in the road.  We don't just need an approach that works; we need an approach that works very quickly.
John Ashton (Special Representative on Climate Change)

Jewish "Yom Kippur" Holiday
We must repent and make amends with those we have hurt, and must forgive those who have hurt us.  That is what this time is all about to us.
Rabbi Beth Jacowitz Chottiner

Health Group Supports Children's Insurance Bill
We should return it to its original focus, and that is helping poor children, those who are most in need.
President George W. Bush

Iranian President Speaks
(It is) high time for these powers to return from the path of arrogance and obedience to Satan to the path of faith in God.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

French Mime Dies

We have a great responsibility.  Let us love one another.
Marcel Marceau

Federal Interest Rates Cut

It is not the responsibility of the Federal Reserve - nor would it be appropriate - to protect lenders and investors from the consequences of their financial decisions.
Ben Bernanke (Federal Reserve Chairman)


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