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Hollywood On Global Warming If you're going to drive around in a big ol' Hummer and then buy carbon offsets to mitigate that, that's like getting drunk on the weekends and throwing some money through the window of an AA meeting and thinking you're doing something. Ed Begley Jr. (poster child for energy conservation) No Left Child Behind Policy Federal attempts to improve education should be left behind. Neal McCluskey (newspaper columnist) Rabbi Avraham Shapira - Former Israeli Chief Rabbi Died For him there was no separation between questions on the Sabbath...and questions on society, morality and the Land of Israel of course. Hannan Porat (former lawmaker) Helping Compulsive Gamblers I never understood how priests and others could help people without getting paid. Now I know what they got out of it. Jim (a recovering compulsive gambler) OJ Ordered to Yield Rolex This drive will continue because, unfortunately, monetary justice is the only justice we have available to us. David Cook (attorney for Fred Goldman) New York Knicks Coach Isiah Thomas Found Guilty Silence never makes change. Anucha Browne Sanders (sexual harassed victim) New Joint Chief On Iraq I worry about the toll this pace of operations is taking on (the troops), our equipment, and on our ability to respond to other crises and contingencies. Mike Mullen (Joint Chief of Staff)  Quote this article on your site | Views: 204 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for October 12th 2008
[Year A]
Proper 23(28)
Exodus 32:1-14
Psalm 106:1-6, 19-23
Matthew 22:1-14
Philippians 4:1-9
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