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Joseph Bisignano, 66, of Des Moines, Iowa, spent two years — and, he said, more than $330,000 — in an attempt to convince Mary Toon, 54, to become his fourth wife. He said she wanted a formal engagement party, so he bought her a designer wedding dress and a $75,000 engagement ring. Alas, Toon threw him over . . . shortly after he bought her a $4,000 fur coat. In response, Bisignano has sued Toon, alleging fraud, breach of contract, and "unjust enrichment." The suit demands the return of $129,000 worth of gifts, plus $201,259 cash for loans and purchases Bisignano made for her. Toon's lawyer said the "mere allegations" won't stand up in court, and that there was no "relationship as he described it." That's one way to avoid a fourth painful divorce: Get it over with early!  Quote this article on your site | Views: 359 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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