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Della Drimland of Denver, Colorado, filed for divorce after realizing her husband of seven years had been lying to her. Did he have an affair? No, he had been pretending for the last several years to be deaf and dumb. Bill Drimland admitted that he adopted the Helen Keller routine to escape his wife's endless nagging. He thought she would stop her incessant ragging once he turned deaf, but when that didn't work, he decided to become mute as well. I guess she wasn't too bad to look at or else he would have faked being blind, too. Quote this article on your site | Views: 436 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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