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Theme: Bees are good for the environment, and they make swee honey, but their stingers can be painful. Christians do good works, buty they can still sin.
Step One: How can you adapt this theme into your sermon? Brainstorm. Step Two: Write the lead-in transition by stating the main point of your theme. This will probably be something about Christians doing good works but can still sin. Step Three: Create the introduction to the set-up. Bees also do good works for our society. We depend on bees for our existence because they can cross pollinate plants. In fact, if all the honeybees were destroyed overnight, the world would die of starvation within three years. I also love to eat their honey. Step Four: Create the set-up for the joke. But I will never forget the first time that I was stung by a bee. (Tell your story about this first sting and describe the pain you were in.) Step Five: The punch line: I vowed on that day never to go outside again. Step Six: Write the lead-out transition by restating your theme about Christians.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 158 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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