With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and safe.  Please use these helpful hints.

1.  When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

2.  Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3.  Do not go into the basement when the power has gone out.

4.  When you have the benefit of numbers, do not walk off alone.

5.  As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals of hell.

6.  If you are searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, run!

7.  Do not take anything from the dead.

8.  Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

9.  Do not go looking for witches in Maryland countryside.

10.  Run from people carrying chainsaws or hedge trimmers.

11.  If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with your in-laws.

12.  Do not mention the names of demons around open flames.

13. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to use the phone. 

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