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Friday, 22 June 2007
Stephen Colbert Runs for President
I shall seek the office of the president of the United States.
Stephen Colbert

Afghan Parents Arrange Marriages
When asked about her engagement party this summer, little Sunam glanced blankly at her family, then fiddled with her gold-sequined engagement outfit - a speechless response not out of shyness, but because she does not yet talk much.  Sunam is 3.
(AP news writer)

Oprah Reporting on her Weight Gain and Hyperthyroidism

My body was turning on me.
Oprah Winfrey

Red Sox's Ramirez Says There's always Next Year

We're not going to give up.  It doesn't happen, so who cares?  There's always next year.  It's not like it's the end of the world.
Manny Ramirez

Gore Shares Nobel Peace Prize

We face a true planetary emergency.  The climate crisis is not a political issue; it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity.
Al Gore

Affleck Professes Gift for Directing

In the beginning part of wanting to be a director was just a natural extension of acting, but now this feels like what I am, or what I want to be, it's so satisfying and exhilarating.
Ben Affleck

Co-defendant Testifies that OJ Wanted Guns
Hey, just bring some firearms...so that these people know that, you know, we're here for business.
Walter Alexander (co-defendant)


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