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Stephen Colbert Runs for President I shall seek the office of the president of the United States. Stephen Colbert Afghan Parents Arrange Marriages When asked about her engagement party this summer, little Sunam glanced blankly at her family, then fiddled with her gold-sequined engagement outfit - a speechless response not out of shyness, but because she does not yet talk much. Sunam is 3. (AP news writer) Oprah Reporting on her Weight Gain and Hyperthyroidism My body was turning on me. Oprah Winfrey Red Sox's Ramirez Says There's always Next Year We're not going to give up. It doesn't happen, so who cares? There's always next year. It's not like it's the end of the world. Manny Ramirez Gore Shares Nobel Peace Prize We face a true planetary emergency. The climate crisis is not a political issue; it is a moral and spiritual challenge to all of humanity. Al Gore Affleck Professes Gift for Directing In the beginning part of wanting to be a director was just a natural extension of acting, but now this feels like what I am, or what I want to be, it's so satisfying and exhilarating. Ben Affleck Co-defendant Testifies that OJ Wanted Guns Hey, just bring some firearms...so that these people know that, you know, we're here for business. Walter Alexander (co-defendant) Quote this article on your site | Views: 236 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for October 12th 2008
[Year A]
Proper 23(28)
Exodus 32:1-14
Psalm 106:1-6, 19-23
Matthew 22:1-14
Philippians 4:1-9
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