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Assault After a robber ransacked an Alabama couple's home recently, the husband caught the thief in the act and made him clean up. Once police arrived, the burglar complained to them about being forced at gunpoint to clean up the home. I would have also made him paint my porch. A Michigan judge has given a 35-year-old man probation in a case involving an assault with pickles. The pickle problem began when Bobby Bolen was at his then-friend Jody Lee's home. He went into the fridge and helped himself to some pickles. Lee reportedly told Bolen not to eat his pickles. This led to an argument which concluded when Bolen pushed Lee down on the couch and threw two large pickles at him. And that story is quite a pickle. Lazy Republican presidential candidate Fred Thompson is getting some heat for not campaigning hard enough. He has canceled planned trips and scrapped press conferences. He has acted pretty laid back by the whole thing. His campaign should be "He lazy and late - a true American." Lying A dad claims his son made three holes-in-one on a recent day at a Florida golf course. Ron Molly says his 14-year-old son Christopher aced the 4th, 6th, and 12th holes on the Arthur Hills course in San Carlos Park. Unfortunately, the father and son were the only witnesses. Either the son is a really great golfer or they like telling tall tales. I bet the son can't golf. Tough Love Friends and former employees of Britney Spears have banded together to form "Be Proactive to Help," a group seeking to send tough love to Britney by cutting the purse strings. "Our message is simple," one of the site's organizers said. "Don't buy her stuff until she's better." The problem with this plan is the fact that she can buy a lot of stuff. Ramblings In his latest rambling, Osama bin Laden is now calling for his followers to avoid "extremism." But isn't that all of his followers? Halloween Halloween is over where people wear crazy outfits and do Satan's bidding or as I like to call it a weekend in (your hometown.)  Quote this article on your site | Views: 371 | Print | E-mail
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