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Friday, 09 November 2007

You have never sat through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.

You need to fill out a form that must be typewritten, but you can't because there isn't one typewriter in your house, only computers with laser printers.

You think of the gadgets in your office as "friends," but you forget to send your father a birthday card.

You know Bill Gates' e-mail address, but you have to look up your own social security number.

You stop saying "phone number" and replace it with "voice number," since we all know the majority of phone lines in any house are plugged into contraptions that talk to other contraptions.

Your Christmas cards are e-mail cards.

You know more about the computer than about all of your friends.

 


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