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Friday, 22 June 2007
Holiday Meals
If you eat a huge amount of food, work it off and walk it off, walk around the block.
Barry Popkin, University of North Carolina Interdisciplinary Obesity Center director

Georgia Prays and Gets Rain
We're not gloating about it.  We're thankful for the rain and hopefully it's the beginning of more...Frankly, it's a great affirmation of what we asked for.
Gov. Sonny Perdue

Military Desertion Up
We're asking a lot of soldiers these day.  They're human.
Roy Wallace, director of plans and resources for Army personnel

McCain Says It's OK to Make People Mad
I didn't seek public office to go along, to get along.
John McCain, presidential hopeful

Clinton Accuses Rivals of Mudslinging

...When somebody starts throwing mud at least we can hope it's accurate and not right out of the Republican playbook.
Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y.

Patrick Dempsey Ponders His 'Second Sexiest Man Alive' Status
He was robbed.  He was robbed.  That's what I think about that.
Amy Adams, actress

U.S. to Host Mideast Conference with Hopes of Peace
This is a serious effort; it's devoted to a serious purpose.
David Welch, assistant secretary of state for Near Eastern affairs


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