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Holiday Meals If you eat a huge amount of food, work it off and walk it off, walk around the block. Barry Popkin, University of North Carolina Interdisciplinary Obesity Center director Georgia Prays and Gets Rain We're not gloating about it. We're thankful for the rain and hopefully it's the beginning of more...Frankly, it's a great affirmation of what we asked for. Gov. Sonny Perdue Military Desertion Up We're asking a lot of soldiers these day. They're human. Roy Wallace, director of plans and resources for Army personnel McCain Says It's OK to Make People Mad I didn't seek public office to go along, to get along. John McCain, presidential hopeful Clinton Accuses Rivals of Mudslinging ...When somebody starts throwing mud at least we can hope it's accurate and not right out of the Republican playbook. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y. Patrick Dempsey Ponders His 'Second Sexiest Man Alive' Status He was robbed. He was robbed. That's what I think about that. Amy Adams, actress U.S. to Host Mideast Conference with Hopes of Peace This is a serious effort; it's devoted to a serious purpose. David Welch, assistant secretary of state for Near Eastern affairs Quote this article on your site | Views: 273 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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