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Unhappy Thomas Ross of LaPorte, Indiana, has agreed to pay $600 to replace a car window after he accelerated and ran his truck into a snowman, causing the head to fly into the rear window of a neighbor's car. Thomas wasn't happy; the neighbor wasn't happy, and Frosty wasn't very pleased either. Inflation This year's price for the items described in "The Twelve Days of Christmas" is up four percent from last year and will now cost you $78,100. With the way the dollar has fallen this year, four percent isn't all that bad. Fake Alexander D. Smith of Augusta, Georgia, is in trouble after walking into a South Carolina bank and attempting to open an account by depositing a fake one million dollar bill. After he deposited the bill, I wonder if he was going to visit Santa Claus at the North Pole. Spoiled Eighty percent of Americans surveyed say children are more spoiled today than a decade ago. Many people believe children are more influential within their families than a generation ago, with forty-eight percent saying children have too much of a role in everyday family decisions. The other fifty-two percent disagreed mainly because their kids told them to. Irony Emma Clarke, who recorded messages for London's subway commuters, has been fired after telling a newspaper she thought the British transit network was dreadful. Clarke was fired for saying she avoided using the subway whenever possible. She said, "The thought of being stuck in the Tube with strangers for minutes on end and having to listen to endless repeated messages of my own voice fills me with horror. And now, without a job, she'll have to take the subway, and that is the definition of irony. OJ Simpson pleaded not guilty this week at his arraignment on charges of kidnapping and armed robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers. And being tied up in court like this is really going to take him away from his search for "the real killers." Unreasonable Authorities in the Sudan are questioning a British teacher after she was arrested for insulting Islam after her young students voted to name a teddy bear "Mohammad." Gillian Gibbons was arrested after complaints from parents. If convicted of insulting Islam, she could be sentenced to 40 lashes, six months in prison or a fine. How in the world can we have peace talks with these people? Money Jermaine Jackson say the Jackson Five are planning to tour again for the first time since 1984. Jackson said he and his brothers, including Michael, could hit the road as soon as next year and that concert dates have been discussed. He added, "We feel we have to do it one more time. We owe that to the fans and to the public." That and because Michael owes everybody money. Importance Doctors administered an electrical shock to Vice President Dick Cheney's heart and restored it to a normal rhythm this week. The procedure was described as low-risk and the vice president is now back to work, which is a good thing - because who would run our country.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 302 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for October 12th 2008
[Year A]
Proper 23(28)
Exodus 32:1-14
Psalm 106:1-6, 19-23
Matthew 22:1-14
Philippians 4:1-9
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