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Friday, 22 June 2007
God Forced Resignation from Oral Roberts University
First time in 60 days peace came into my heart.
Richard Roberts, president of Oral Roberts University

He's just a human being.  If that individual man fails, that doesn't affect my faith in Christianity.  It affects my faith in Richard.
Albert Thompson, a public servant commenting on Richard Roberts

Stacy Peterson still Missing
I don't know what world Thomas Morphey is living in, our world, his world or if he's veering back and forth between the real world and whatever fantasy world he's living in.
Joel Brodsky, Peterson's attorney

Bush and Gore Meet at White House for Nobel Prize
He's was very gracious in setting up the meeting and it was a very good and substantive conversation, and that's all I want to say about it.
Al Gore

Peace Talks between Israel and Palestine
This is the beginning of the process, not the end of it.
President Bush

We've come together this week because we share a common goal: two democratic states, Israel and Palestine, living side-by-side in peace and security.
President Bush

Former White House Press Secretary Breaks Silence Rule
The old rules and old standards of what was considered proper and what was not are less and less abided by.  That's true in all walks of life.
Jody Powell, President Carter's press secretary, on Scott McClellan's Upcoming Book


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