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Many months ago, the "Daily Oklahoman" newspaper ran a little tale about what happened when Satan agreed to be interviewed on the "Larry King" show ... "What do you consider to be your greatest accomplishment!" Satan was asked. The devil thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I always look back with a smile on the sinking of the Titanic. But there are so many fond memories of wars, disasters, and cities laid waste that it's hard to pick out & favorite." Larry King persisted. "Come on, " he said, "there must be one foul deed you consider your crowning achievement." Again, Satan thought for a moment. Then he said, "Well, yes, there is one. I invented "Call Waiting."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 467 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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