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A mysterious building had been erected on the outskirts of town and the residents were curious. An old farmer, driving past the place, called out to a man who was entering the building, "What are you doin' in that big barn?" "It's a chemical laboratory. We are searching for a universal solvent — something that will dissolve all things! If we want a solution of iron, glass, gold — anything,— all we have to do is drop it into this liquid." "Is that a fact?" said the farmer. "Well, what are you goin' to keep it in?"  Quote this article on your site | Views: 488 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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