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Jodie Foster Given Leadership Award There's no way you can do that and not be as nutty as a fruitcake. Jodie Foster (on being a professional) Artists Honored at Kennedy Center It's fantastic. It's amazing what bribery will do. Martin Short (on Steve Martin getting award) You still have the same passion, drive and intensity you had when we were starting out together. And as for me, well, I'm doing comedy. But don't worry, Marty - I still have enough misery in me for us to do a few more pictures together. Robert De Niro (on director Martin Scorsese) Reins of Christian Broadcasting Given to Son I call him the Iron Horse. He doesn't have any quit in him. Gordon Robertson (on father, Pat Robertson) Winter Storm in Northeast It's kind of a mess - probably the best way to term it in one word. Bob Kilpatrick (Albany, N.Y. meteorologist) Large National Debt The government is in the same predicament as the average homeowner who took out an adjustable mortgage. Stanley Collender (former congressional budget analyst) Veto Power of President Gives Upper hand in Budget War The same upper hand the president has had in previous standoffs he has in this standoff as well. Rep. Earl Pomeroy, D-N.D.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 243 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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