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The time is early December. A family of four drives to a suburban mall to do some Christmas shopping. They decide to shop separately so that the presents they purchase for each other might be kept secret. Before they split up, the father says, "Let's synchronize our watches and agree to meet in the parking lot at five o'clock sharp." The four adjust their respective watches. Then the mother turns to the father, and with hand outstretched says, "O.K. Now let's all synchronize our wallets!" Quote this article on your site | Views: 378 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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