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He can always be counted on to do the right thing too late or the wrong thing too soon. She's so ritzy, she has alligator bags under her eyes. They have a home in a nice location -- on the outskirts of their income. He has just made the list of the nation's Ten Best Nobodies. He never made Who's Who, but he's sure to be in "Who's Through." He's money-mad. He's never had any money -- and that makes him mad. Quote this article on your site | Views: 436 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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