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It was the day before Christmas and little Bobby was in his room trying to be good. He was being so quiet that his mother called into him, "Bobby, what are you doing in your room?" "Nothing," Bobby replied, "with you and God and Santa Claus watching me all the time, I can't do anything." Quote this article on your site | Views: 361 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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