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You know, the oil companies still have us over a barrel. There is a government web site to track federal monies. I would like to know how much money is being spent on hydroponic tomato production in Ohio or building bridges to nowhere in Alaska. The Republican National Committee will spend $60 million for political advertising. I am so glad they don't try buying elections. FOOLISHNESS: A 63 year-old priest made a bomb threat for a Madonna Concert. In a funny way, I say good for him. A Florida father's plan to cure his daughter's fear of heights involved jumping off a 15-foot bridge. I wish some atheist would do that. Some people are saying that former President Bill Clinton is partially responsible for not recognizing terrorism against American. I bet Pres. Clinton will reply by saying that depends on what "is" is. WISDOM: Whitney Houston has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband Bobby Brown; I am glad she is coming to her senses. The highest Powerball jackpot winner, Jack Whittaker is unhappy with a couple of former business partners, and he is suing. This is another example that money can't buy happiness. The largest known dwarf planet has been named: Eris. Eris is named after the Greek goddess of chaos and strife. I think that the new Iraq should also be called that. DESIRE: In Boise, Idaho, a Vineyard Christian fellowship is focusing on the belief that scriptures are written for and advises us to combat global warming. I bet Al Gore will become a member. HATE: I have more fears with ( __ ) than for Hezbollah. DANGER: "Buy American" is easier said than done. I went to purchase a flag pole form my American flag, but every pole was made in another country. The Five-year anniversary of the Sept. 11th terrorist attacks was this week. That event, for me, is prove-positive that there is a Satan. Scientists are saying that there is some progress in fighting childhood obesity. I know a way to fight childhood obesity-- make soda illegal for anyone under twenty-one. A 6.0 Gulf quake sent shock waves off the coast of New Orleans-- just what they need. A Cleveland Clinic is opening a hospital in the Persian Gulf. I bet, the Persian Gulf is safer than Cleveland.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 269 | Print | E-mail
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