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Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial 1. You don't recall that line from It's A Wonderful Life saying, "Every time a cash register rings, a customer enjoys never-before year-end savings at Try-N-Save!" 2. Your kid makes a fortune trading in "Elmo futures." 3. Salad Shooter in hand, Michael Jordan shows up as the honorary "4th wise man" in new nativity scenes. 4. The impossible-to-get "Tickle Me Jesus" 5. Wise Men now arrive carrying Faux Gold, The Clapper and a Chia Pet.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 367 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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