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Rules for hunting lawyers 1. Any person with a valid state hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 4. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 5. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 362 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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