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A sixty-five-pound, nine-year-old boy saw the family car fall off its jack onto his father's chest. The boy rushed over and, without thinking, lifted the 4,100 pound car so his father could breathe. Another jack lifted the car so the man could be pulled out. A sixty-five-pound boy lifting a two-ton car? Impossible — except that it happened! God's enormous endowment at creation has been severely curtailed by our fall from grace. The mind, built and equipped to love and serve God but now retarded by sin, falls short of its original potential. But one day, restored to that purpose, we will repossess powers now alien to us. When that happens, the incredible will be commonplace, the unthinkable ordinary.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 423 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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