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Since this is a beginning of a new year... I hope that in 2008: People get their acts together mainly Britney Spears and her sister. Hillary Clinton becomes kind, and AL Gore gets a personality. President Bush takes less vacations especially while we are at war. Military people get better treatment than Hurricane Katrina victims. All toys from China are banded. No show ends as bad as the "Sopranos Finale." O.J. Simpson doesn't write another book. I hope I play one round of golf as good as Tiger Woods. Hollywood makes more movies like "Charlie Wilson's War" and less like "The Simpson's Movie." I learned in 2007 that: You should cross all bridges with your fingers crossed. Loudmouth Don Imus learned never to mess with women's basketball teams. Larry Craig learned to never go into public restrooms. I learned that TV Bounty Hunter Daune "Dog" Chapman should have a bar of soap ion his mouth. I learned never to watch "The View" while Rosie O'Donnell is one of the hosts. I learned that the Walter Reed Army Hospital needs more than a paint job. I learned that Paris Hilton can be replaced in the dumb blond jokes. I learned never to fly JetBlue. I wish for our church in 2008 that: The church baloney is completely full. The members of our church always get my jokes. The church members come up to me after the service and say that the sermon should have been longer. You know God had a sense of humor in 2007 when: It became knowledge that Barack Obama is Dick Cheney's eighth cousin. Everybody with power is trying to become the next president of America. Oprah started to become involved in politics. My wish for 2008: A scientist comes up with a way to extract greenhouse gases from the earth. And of course, that there will be peace on earth. I know that God still thinks that we can get this one right.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 170 | Print | E-mail
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