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Friday, 22 June 2007
A Figure of Baby Jesus Returned after Being Stolen
When I went over to stand them up, I saw that the Jesus was back in the manger.
Bill James, a Brazoria, Texas resident

Platinum Coin Donated Valued at $1,000
The man who donated the coin tried to put it in the kettle, but it would fit.
Yvonne Warthen, Salvation Army Spokeswoman

Fake Lottery Winner

Oh, my God, it's a miracle.
Mary Ann Shaffer, after she thought she won $25,000 scratch-off

Thieves Steal Gifts under Tree
They left the tree. I'm surprised.
Danielle Woody, a Jacksonville, Florida resident

Procrastinators Spent Time Getting Gifts

I can't rest, so I stay at the mall.
Brady Henderson, a Cross Creek Mall shopper in Fayetteville

World War II Buddies Reunited
I think that stopped him cold.
Francis Wironen, after telling a friend that he has nine children, 23 grandchildren and 14 great-grandchildren

Last Minute Christmas Shoppers
The early bird may get the worm, but shoppers who have procrastinated are getting the best deals this year.
Claire Parker, writer


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