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Some children were watching a river baptism from a distance. They were close enough to see the Baptist Minister immerse people and say certain words, but they couldn't hear exactly what he was saying. However, they decided to imitate him. That afternoon they conducted their own baptism ceremony in the back yard. They had a rain barrel full of water. The little girls in the neighborhood all brought their dolls. A little boy was in a frock coat acting as minister. Someone who was observing the proceedings saw him pick up one of the dolls, hold it over the rain barrel and say, "In the name of the Father and of the Son and into the hole you go." Then he dunked it down. Quote this article on your site | Views: 378 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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