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Fighting In Bethlehem over the holidays, Greek Orthodox and Armenian priests rumbled inside the Church of the Nativity as long-standing rivalries erupted in violence during holiday cleaning. Dozens of priests and cleaners came to the church to scrub and sweep ahead of the Armenian and Orthodox Christmas celebration, touching off a scuffle that was broken up by Palestinian police. So much for "peace on earth" and "love thy neighbor." When the Palestinians are breaking up your fights, you know that you're out-of-control. Police say a Wyoming woman stabled her husband with a kitchen knife over the holidays following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early. Every wife in here is thinking just how lucky their husbands have it. Cost Crude oil prices reached a milestone yesterday, soaring to $100 a barrel for the first time. I knew I should have asked for a Schwinn Ten Speed for Christmas. Cheap Fifty-four percent of those surveyed admit they rewrap gifts they don't like and send them to someone else. I am guessing to someone they don't particularly like. I, remember back in 1978, rewrapping a Pet Rock to give to my sister. Strike TV late night comedy/talk shows returned to the airwaves this week. NBC's Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien performed their shows without writers while CBS's David Letterman and Craig Ferguson went on with the help of their writers. Both Letterman and O'Brien sported beards grown during the writer's strike. It looked like a ZZ Top Reunion. I bet Johnny Carson is spinning in his grave. Bad Seventy-seven-year-old Robert Schoff, from Des Moines, Iowa, spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in the opening of his septic tank, with his head inside and his feet kicking in the air above. Schoff had reached into the tank in an effort to find a clog, but lost his balance and got wedged into the opening. And you thought you had it bad sitting with your mother-in-law during Christmas dinner. Workplace Workplace deaths in the US have dropped by nearly half over the past two decades...so have workplace wages and workplace benefits. Smart Minneapolis has unseated Seattle as "America's Most Literate City." Central Connecticut State University, which compiles the annual list, reports that the Minnesota metropolis has ended Seattle's two-year reign on top...probably because it is too cold in the Twin Cities to do much of anything else. Unique In Buffalo, the Sabers took on the Pittsburgh Penguins outdoors in front of more than 70-thousand fans at Ralph Wilson Stadium. Despite snowfall, chilly temps and the fact that Pittsburgh beat the hometown Sabers 2-1, the NHL event was a hit with the crowd. I think they should do this with football.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 174 | Print | E-mail
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