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Friday, 22 June 2007
Obama Shows Wit
George Bush's name will not be on the ballot.  Neither will my cousin, Dick Cheney.
Democrat Barack Obama

You've got to have hope if you are a black man named Obama running for the president of the United States of America.
Democrat Barack Obama

Huckabee Called Hypocrite for Showing Negative Ad
It does remind you a bit of a person who stands up and says 'I'm not going to call my opponent any names, but here are the names I'd call him if I were going to call him names.'
Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts

Leno Jokes about Writer's Strike
The walkout has already cost the town over half a billion dollars, or as Paul McCartney calls that, 'A divorce.'
Jay Leno

Ben Roethlisberger Upset over Jaguars Attention
It's annoying, honestly.  You get tired.  You want to watch SportsCenter or see something else, CNN, I don't know, something.  The Cooking Channel.
Ben Roethlisberger, quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers

Texas A&M Says Joe Paterno Needs A Casket
Some young guy went up there, trying to be funny. Maybe he's accurate, I don't know.
Joe Paterno, Eighty-one year-old Penn State football coach

Immigration Promises Were Empty
Do you know the story of Incredible Disappearing Border Fence?  It's an object lesson in gesture politics and homeland insecurity.  It's a tale of hollow rhetoric.
Michelle Malkin, writer



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