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A Chinese housewife from the Chongquing Province filed for divorce on the grounds that her husband was having an affair. The woman claimed she received proof of the affair when a little bird told her. Upon returning from a month-long visit with her parents, the woman became suspicious because every time the phone rang, her mynah bird spouted phrases like "Divorce," "I love you," and "Be patient."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 410 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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