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Gas Prices Headed toward New High I limit my driving to three main destinations: to work, to the store, to home. Lisa Mamakos, US citizen Clinton Interrupted by Sexist Remark Iron my shirt. Unknown Kimmel and Leno to Guest on Each Other's Shows If Jay and I cam come together and guest on each other's shows, then surely there is hope for peace in the Middle East. Jimmy Kimmel, TV TalkShow Host Pastor Orders Men in Congregation to Get Health Checked I plead guilty to being a pragmatist. What we do on Sunday has got to impact Monday through Saturday, and if not, what are we doing? Pastor Keith Troy, responding to deaths in church Mr. Blackwell Worst-Dressed Celebrity of 2007 Here's the complete 2007 Top 10 Worst-Dressed List is with Blackwell's critiques: 10. Alison Arngrim: "Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940's fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac." 9. Lindsay Lohan: "Lindsay the fashion frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low." 8. Jessica Simpson: "Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!" 7. Avril Lavigne: "Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula — Fashions provided by ... The house of Dracula!" 6. Eva Green: "Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose!" 5. Kelly Clarkson: "Her heavenly voice soars above the rest...She may be the queen of 'Pro-Active' — but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive!" 4. Fergie: "Another style-free 'Fergie' in fashion's hall of shame? Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name!" 3. Mary Kate Olsen: "YIKES! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain ... she resembles a tattered toothpick-trapped in a hurricane!" 2. Amy Winehouse: "Exploding beehives above ... tacky polka-dots below ... she's part 50's car-hop horror." 1. Victoria Beckham: "Forget the fashion spice — wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty posh can really wreck-em."  Quote this article on your site | Views: 200 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for October 12th 2008
[Year A]
Proper 23(28)
Exodus 32:1-14
Psalm 106:1-6, 19-23
Matthew 22:1-14
Philippians 4:1-9
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