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American Baby Boom Americans like children. We are the only people who respond to prosperity by saying, 'Let's have another kid.' Nan Marie Astone, associate professor of reproductive health at Johns Hopkins University GOP in Michigan I don't presume that you will support me because of a common faith. I know that I have to earn that. But I also recognize this is a unique opportunity. For a long time, those of us who are people of faith have been asked to support a candidate who would talk to us. But rarely has there been one who comes from us. Mike Huckabee's on his Faith Celebrity Support Candidates I also think that having Bill Clinton is a plus. He is one of the greatest statesmen of our time and I believe that he - as first man - will be a most effective diplomat. Now let's get a little estrogen in the White House. Barbra Streisand, singer and actor Politics in South Carolina All we do is give them a master's degree in criminology. Barack Obama, on first-time drug offenders The writers strike needs to end soon. He's got to come up with some good lines. And not one of them that's going to be credible. Mike Huckabee on Fred Thompson's message Where I stand doesn't depend on where I'm standing. Fred Thompson on Mike Huckabee's campaign Unauthorized Cruise Bio Hits Bookstores Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it's not like anyone else; as you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one that can really help. Tom Cruse on Scientology  Quote this article on your site | Views: 192 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for October 12th 2008
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Proper 23(28)
Exodus 32:1-14
Psalm 106:1-6, 19-23
Matthew 22:1-14
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