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A policeman tells of the minister who parked in a no-parking zone and left this note on his windshield: "I have circled this block 10 times. I have an appointment to keep. Forgive us our trespasses." When he returned to his car, this reply was attached to a parking ticket: "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Quote this article on your site | Views: 509 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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