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The Top Ten Signs God Is Appearing On Your TV: "See Rabbi Schwartz, Father Flanagan, and Master Yogi in a theological grudge match in the Steel Confessional of Death in Biblemania XIV!" That "John 3:16" guy at the football game is now holding a sign saying "Channel 5, right now!" The Weather Channel broadcasting 24-hour a day "Ark Advisory." Bearded guy in the window outside "The Today Show" keeps sending telepathic messages. NBC starts plugging "THOU SHALT SEE TV." MTV's Vatican Spring Break '2008. Jerry Springer only gets out the words "Today our topic is..." before he bursts into flames. When Oprah says "My next guest wrote his bestselling book thousands of years ago, andhe hasn't been seen in public since." Your first two clues? Mohammed as sidekick and Buddha as bandleader. and the Number 1 Sign God is Appearing on Your TV... Normally standoffish Amish family from down the street drops by with a bundt cake and a bottle of Amaretto.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 464 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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