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As the great liner Titanic was being loaded at Southampton, England, a lady passenger stopped a deckhand who was carrying luggage aboard and asked if the ship really was unsinkable. Yes, he assured her, it was. God himself couldn't sink the great ship. Yet, an instant's brush against a North Atlantic iceberg buckled the ship's massive steel plates and ripped open her starboard side to tons of ocean water. In just two hours and forty minutes she plunged to the ocean depths with 1,500 people still aboard. We invariably make mistakes — we certainly fail, and we will surely die. Everything on earth comes to an end: prosperity, health, life. When it all ends, only those whose boast has been in the cross of Christ will have anything to boast about.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 442 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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