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Money Some of Hillary Clinton's campaign staff have voluntarily chosen to work without pay this month after the former first lady's presidential campaign faced a serious cash crunch due to overspending in Iowa. It just shows you that the presidency is the best elected-position that money can buy. Nevada sports books lost a record $2.6 million on the Super Bowl when the New York Giants upset the New England Patriots this past Sunday. I thought sports bookies were guaranteed never to lose? Children A four-year-old Ohio boy got stuck when he climbed into his family's top-loading washing machine, and firefighters had to use a metal cutter to get him out. Donovan Hasseman was wedged up against the agitator with a knee folded against his chest, while the machine was empty and not running. The fire department wound up using its hydraulic "jaws-of-life" tool normally used to remove crash victims from wrecked vehicles to cut through the machine's walls and plastic tub. Donovan is just like other children.. .very good agitators. Anger Roger Clemens spoke under oath for about five hours to congressional lawyers this week. After emerging from the offices of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, Clemens said, "I just want to thank the committee. It was great to be able to tell them what I've been saying all along - that I've never used steroids or growth hormone." He can get just as angry without them. Sixty-seven-year-old college basketball coaching legend Bobby Knight resigned this week at Texas Tech. That school's chancellor, Kent Hance, said of Knight's sudden and surprising decision: "He said he was tired and that it was best to go ahead and do it now. I think Bob is through with coaching. I think he got to the point where it wasn't fun for him." I bet Bob taped his resignation letter to a folding chair and threw it though Kent's window. Change Mardi Gras means no restrictions. In our times, Fat Tuesday is the one day of the year where you can do anything you want. What ever happened to the Holy Sabbath Sunday where you couldn't do a thing? Cheating In Redwood City, California, a former car salesman got a year in jail for trying to beat a $215 ticket. The man reportedly tried to dodge a ticket for failing to stop at a sign by taking photos of another intersection and then lying about it in court. He could have gotten off with the fine, but now the car salesman will be spending a year in jail. I think I know this guy, he once sold me a Lemon. Watch Last Sunday night's Super Bowl between the New York Giants and the New England Patriots was the most-watched Super Bowl ever with 97.5 million viewers, a total that is second only the M*A*S*H finale. Most tuned in just for the commercials. Fight Bill Clinton said that we need to slow down the economy to fight global warming. It looks like George Bush has now become an environmentalist. For the Super Tuesday primary elections, the candidates - Clinton, Obama, McCain, Huckabee and Romney - all won some states by using every possible trick in the book. They use more trickery than most magicians.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 170 | Print | E-mail
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