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Gary Richmond said, "If they were happening every day, they wouldn't be called miracles, they'd be called regulars." I think that's a great statement. Miracles aren't regulars. They're every once in a while, maybe once in a lifetime, maybe twice. A parking place at Christmas time in Nordstroms' parking lot isn't a miracle. (I know it seems like a minor miracle, but it isn't a miracle, you know.) The fact that your toothache stops hurting isn't a miracle...or that your appendectomy scar isn't large. This isn't a miracle; that's a very good surgeon.  Quote this article on your site | Views: 369 | Print | E-mail
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Lectionary Passages for November 23rd 2008
[Year A]
Proper 29(34)
Sundays after Pentecost
Ezekiel 34:11-16, 20-24
Psalm 100
Matthew 25:31-46
Ephesians 1:15-23
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